Moth Fan Pillows

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"This will sting a bit."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Zombie pet tricks.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Think about the honey."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.