Sloth Fan Pillows

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Wow. You're amazing!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The Great Sarcasmo

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'