Sloth Fan Pillows

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Sloth traffic jam.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Wow. You're amazing!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The Great Sarcasmo

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"We suck at this."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."