Sloth Fans Pillows

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Beware of the Cat.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Sloth traffic jam.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The Great Sarcasmo

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."