Sloth Fans Mugs

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Beware of the Cat.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The Great Sarcasmo

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."