Sloth Admirer Mugs

'He's a great model: He doesn't move for hours on end...'

Sloth 10K.

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Laziness

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

"Some men are type A or B, but mine is a Z."

Sloth Compensating

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"For heaven's sake, stop worrying. You're supposed to feel sluggish!"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

'You know... for a beaver you're not very busy.'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"

Minutes before two sloths collide

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Sloth!"

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Sloth traffic jam.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'