Sloth Appreciator Mugs

'They sometimes mistake him for a statue.'

"You'd think the day would go by faster when you're getting time-and-a-half."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"We suck at this."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'