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'They sometimes mistake him for a statue.'

"You'd think the day would go by faster when you're getting time-and-a-half."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

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"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Potato sitting on a couch.

"We suck at this."

"Sloth!"