Sloth Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How can you just lie there all day?'

'No Timmy, we're different from the animals. We have a purpose in life.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"How long have you been on antidepressants?"

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

'I tried it, but the blood rushed to my feet.'

"My main goal in life is taking laziness to an insane new height."

"I keep meaning to escape."

"The less I do the more I have control over. I have control of my whole life by doing nothing."

Honey I'm Home

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

At the Sloth Amusement Park

"Trevor was raised in the wild by sloths."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"My husband is so listless.." - "That's because he's a three toed sloth.."

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Ten

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The newly enfeebled take on the world.

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Do you realize we made the seven deadly sins?'

"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"He won't move from one gulf war to another."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'