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'He's a great model: He doesn't move for hours on end...'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Laziness

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

"Some men are type A or B, but mine is a Z."

Sloth Compensating

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"For heaven's sake, stop worrying. You're supposed to feel sluggish!"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

'You know... for a beaver you're not very busy.'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"

Minutes before two sloths collide

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Sloth!"

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'