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"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Scary Slug Stories

"We suck at this."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Sloth!"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'