Sloth Sympathizer Gifts

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"We suck at this."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'