Sloth Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Sloth Crossing

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

Teenage Sloth: 'My parents say I'm dead lazy. They're very proud.'

"I get tired of this too...but it's the only thing I know!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Sloth traffic jam.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

The wool club for mammoths.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."