Sloth Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Sloth Crossing

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

Teenage Sloth: 'My parents say I'm dead lazy. They're very proud.'

"I get tired of this too...but it's the only thing I know!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Sloth traffic jam.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Shear Love.

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Sheep Knitting.