Sloth Lover Gifts

"I never wanted this to be a long-distance relationship."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'I've been thinking, Mother - if the whole civilised world was destroyed and we were the only ones left alive . . . there's no way I'd want to change a thing'

Homo Zapiens

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The blind date was a disaster, but unfortunately for Lisa, there was no option of a quick exit..."

"I think this department may have something to do with your company's productivity problems."

Sloth Machine

Sloths in the Old West

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"My parents hate it."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Shall I be moth?'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author