Sloth Lover Mugs

"I never wanted this to be a long-distance relationship."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'I've been thinking, Mother - if the whole civilised world was destroyed and we were the only ones left alive . . . there's no way I'd want to change a thing'

Homo Zapiens

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The blind date was a disaster, but unfortunately for Lisa, there was no option of a quick exit..."

"I think this department may have something to do with your company's productivity problems."

Sloth Machine

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"My parents hate it."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

Slug Hospitals

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'Shall I be moth?'