Sloth Seeker Gifts

'What's so annoying is that he seems to get such a kick out of it.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Missing sock

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Weightlifting.

Why One Sock is Always Missing

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV