Sweat Seekers Gifts

Nervous Oral Testing

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Weightlifting.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Brrr...for the last time! Keep your cold feet on your side of the bed!

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Burning the coathangers

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'