Sweat Seekers Gifts

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

Candle Portraits.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Nervous Oral Testing

Catatonic

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Weightlifting.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Crisis at the health club.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Brrr...for the last time! Keep your cold feet on your side of the bed!

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Burning the coathangers