Sweat Survivalists Gifts

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Nervous Oral Testing

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Hell: The Airport"

"We've got a problem."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"Now do you believe me?"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

I survived end of the world after party.

Crisis at the health club.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Former Survivalist

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

"You been here long?"

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Rat Race