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The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

Nervous Oral Testing

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Hell: The Airport"

"We've got a problem."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"Now do you believe me?"

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

I survived end of the world after party.

Crisis at the health club.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Former Survivalist

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"You been here long?"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.

"Happy?"

Going South