Sweat Enthusiast Pillows

Tennis winner.

Romance

Nervous Oral Testing

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Sloth traffic jam.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Weightlifting.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'