Sweat Enthusiast Mugs

Tennis winner.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Romance

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Nervous Oral Testing

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Sloth traffic jam.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

My tail's cold.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Weightlifting.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'