Sweatpants Aficionado Mugs

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

Romance

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Happy Brithday

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"It was a crime of fashion."

Academia in Winter

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

My tail's cold.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

NFL Antitrust case...

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater