Sweat Management Guru Pillows

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

White flag being waved around bosses door.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"You're incredibly tight."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'