Sweat Management Guru Pillows

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"You're incredibly tight."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."