Sweat Warrior Gifts

Crisis at the health club.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'Have you won a major sporting tournament or are you just feeling sweaty?'

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Nervous Oral Testing

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Running

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid