Sweat Champions Gifts

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Nervous Oral Testing

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Sport

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Weightlifting.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Enough said.

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"