Sweat Champion Gifts

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Nervous Oral Testing

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Sport

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Weightlifting.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Enough said.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.