Sweat Seeker Gifts

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Weightlifting.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Happy Hour

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Candle Portraits.

Nervous Oral Testing

Catatonic

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Problem Solving

Skiing

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Freezing