Shirt Seeker Gifts

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Sunbathers.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Elegant woman in backless dress.