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'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Sunbathers.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'I'll take it!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Changing Room Decisions

Elegant woman in backless dress.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...