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'What's so annoying is that he seems to get such a kick out of it.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Sloth traffic jam.

Missing sock

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

Weightlifting.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV