Sloth Lovers Gifts

'Take a big lead, then go ahead an jog to second base. This sloth's got a good arm...'

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"My parents hate it."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Your father helped me, too."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Slug Hospitals