Soot Lover Gifts

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Shall I be moth?'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"Sloth!"

Supermoth

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."