Soot Lover Gifts

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

'Shall I be moth?'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'