Soil Lover Gifts

Clean Fill Wanted

Deforestation.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

There is No Planet C

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Homo Zapiens

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.