Sadistic Soil Lover Gifts

Searching for a unique present for someone passionate about soil and plants with a mischievous edge? Our collection offers witty, creative items that celebrate their love of all things botanical with a playful, dark humor. Whether they’re into gardening, composting, or just have a quirky personality, find a funny or thoughtful gift that speaks to their creative soil obsession—on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints. Surprise them with something that matches their passion and their unique sense of humor.

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'Anything else need tying up?'

from $19.00

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin. mockup

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

from $19.00

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

from $19.00

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down. mockup

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

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"Bob! Your manure's here!"

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Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil. mockup

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

from $19.00

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.' mockup

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

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"Is it something I said dear?"

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'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.' mockup

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product." mockup

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..." mockup

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!' mockup

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

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"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..." mockup

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

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'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.' mockup

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

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'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?' mockup

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

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'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.' mockup

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

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Earthly Delights Garden Centre

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I'm looking for a job?

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'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.' mockup

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

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This plant is a lousy malingerer! mockup

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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For the new gardener.

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"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!" mockup

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

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'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.' mockup

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

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"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth." mockup

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

from $19.00

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil mockup

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

from $19.00

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?' mockup

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

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'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.' mockup

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

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"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster." mockup

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

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"He's a chip off the old block."

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Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture... mockup

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

from $19.00

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!" mockup

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

from $19.00

Sadistic Soil Lover Gifts Collection

Sadistic Soil Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring playful designs for the sadistic soil lover and bring a humorous touch to their everyday coffee ritual.

Sadistic Soil Lover Pillows

Discover cozy, humorous pillows for the sadistic soil lover to add a touch of personality and fun to their lounging space.

Sadistic Soil Lover Prints

Browse our art prints that cheekily showcase the passion for soil, ideal for decorating their garden or workspace with a darkly humorous twist.

Sadistic Soil Lover T-Shirts

Find amusing and creative t-shirts that celebrate a love of soil and plants with a mischievous edge—perfect for garden enthusiasts with a sense of humor.