Soil Savants Gifts

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

New Year 2020

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

The Music Lover.

'He's a square!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Keep it simple

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

A misery of mole hills

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'