Soil Strategist Gifts

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

A misery of mole hills

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

User friendly soil.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

I'm looking for a job?

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Google Earth, Google Peet

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Sidewalk the game

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

Protecting batteries from the sun