Seed Strategist Gifts

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Will eat your homework for $.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'That's the bell for round two.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Economic Changes Cuba.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

A misery of mole hills

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!