Field Strategist Gifts

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Production of food

Fly Football

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Corporate Lawyers

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Economic Changes Cuba.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Battle.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Sidewalk the game

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Hazards of field research.

BE.. All that you can BE...

'You're obsessing again.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."