Field Strategist Gifts

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Production of food

Fly Football

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Corporate Lawyers

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Economic Changes Cuba.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Battle.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Hazards of field research.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

BE.. All that you can BE...

Sidewalk the game

'You're obsessing again.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'