Leaf Strategist Gifts

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Bored Baker

I know they told me not to bark

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

"You're looking very autumnal."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Autumn Rain

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

"No, you come in on four."

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral