Leaf Strategist Prints

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Bored Baker

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Autumn Rain

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"No, you come in on four."

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Runaway leaf.