Lane Strategist Gifts

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Internet Cafe.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Never say never.'

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'