Lane Strategist Gifts

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I AM at my usual position."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Internet Cafe.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Never say never.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"