Logistics Strategist Gifts

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

You Shouldn't Have

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Holiday Luggage

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Special Delivery!'

The Two Economies

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

'I hate when they do this.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Where has he been so long?

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Milkshake Shortage