Postal Logistics Strategist Gifts

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You Shouldn't Have

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Holiday Luggage

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Special Delivery!'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

'I hate when they do this.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."