Postal Logistics Strategist T-Shirts

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Holiday Luggage

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Special Delivery!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'