Logistics Professional T-Shirts

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

Ed had the worst route of them all.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Basically, the work here is a matter of supply and demand...you upply it when I demand it!'

Loading Cargo at Thames Warehouse

"Thanks for choosing Quality Courier"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Lugi's Removal Company

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Amazon Strike

Petrol 10 kms ahead

It's fine, just ship it.

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"This way up."

"I see you finally found a non-union hauler for our freight."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"I'm not a trick or treater, I'm the UPS guy."

A mover is told to put the fire in the fireplace.

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'The Express Delivery Wars Heat Up.' A clerk at a delivery service says to a man: 'And there will be an in-flight movie for your package.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This end up please.'

"Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?..."

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Special Delivery!'

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

"We hope the fire is raining to your liking, unfortunately we are having supply chain issues with the brimstone."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.