Logistics T-Shirts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Company Plannin Department'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

A Pilferage Problem.

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Logistics Experts

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

'Ready?'

Fragile stamper.

Door with sign saying 'Pullsh'.

Inflating helium balloons to transport them.

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Folding Container.

Oil tanker and refinery.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Export

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Postman training.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.