Logistics Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Company Plannin Department'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

A Pilferage Problem.

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Fragile stamper.

'Ready?'

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

Logistics Experts

Oil tanker and refinery.

Door with sign saying 'Pullsh'.

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Inflating helium balloons to transport them.

Folding Container.

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Postman training.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

Export

'Basically, the work here is a matter of supply and demand...you upply it when I demand it!'

Bucket brigade delivery.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together