Luggage Logistics Gifts

Your Luggage

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Airport

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Heavy meals on wheels

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Airport

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Ever Given

"How's my tripping you up?"

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Export

A Semicolon.

Top - Perhaps

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.