Luggage Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'That's nice luggage you've got there, sir -- How'd you like to make sure nothing happens to it?'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."