Buying A New Luggage Gifts

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Works every time.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'They're dog roses!'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Penguin suit fitting.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Fumes from furniture

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"