Buying New Clothes Gifts

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

The Moth Menace.

'There! That's the colour of the dress I was telling you about.'

How do you like the sailor suit? Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?

I have to take two steps before the pants move!

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"It will need an alteration. Mainly, a different man inside."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

At the suit makers